Cougar Spotting

They prowl my boyfriend's Facebook page. They wall post about sex that happened 30 years ago (not realizing everyone can see it). I blog about them. Now, they are forever immortalized: Cougar BARBIE! Go watch it now.

God as my witness, I will never be this delusional...or cruise Facebook looking for old hook ups to validate my aging sexuality.

Ew.

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