Today is (not) the day.

I so thought I was winning the lottery. Mega millions. I had my speeches planned.

Buy your ticket at a convenience store in the middle of no where? Check. Wrestle your dog who stole it, because of COURSE the dog would chew up the winning ticket? Check. Horoscope telling you that today you may experience a "financial windfall"? Check.

And of course, a boyfriend who tells you that people who think they are going to win the lottery never do. Check. Mate.

I did however get my tax refund...so NOT a windfall.

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