I did my taxes early. I didn't lie. I got a modest refund because I refuse to lend the government money throughout the year. Guess what? I'm letting them keep my money just a little longer because I GAVE THEM THE WRONG BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER FOR DIRECT DEPOSITING MY REFUND! Are you there God, it's me, Courtney? Are you done punishing me yet?

My friend Erica is coming to town today. I'm so excited. A little female to female conversation. The world's problems will be solved by Wednesday.

Over and over again? Admittedly this is a Carrie Bradshaw quote--and no, I am not an obsessed fan that likes to compare herself to a fictional character. Maybe a little. Which brings me to my Big (really, too many similarities). I think there is some truth to this quote. Although my take on it is the person you end up with exhibits all the traits of previous conquests, er, boyfriends good and bad (and in some cases husbands). Using my man as an example: He has the emotional naivety of the boy I first kissed He has the twinkle in his eye and sense of adventure like my best friend with benefits in high school He has the bad boy mentality of the skater punks with whom I discovered I was female He has the you know what and then some of a certain Canadian from my past He has the resistance to marrying me in any reasonable amount of time like my ex He has the "let me slap you because your an idiot" like a never should have happened fling I once knew He has the best friend qualities...

I love me some Indian food. All the little sauces and breads and vegetables and small indian people who want to bring you BIG King Fisher beers. Yum. While Himalayas Indian Restaurant is my favorite, I did have some surprisingly good Indian food from where else but Target tonight. I was cruising the half-ass food aisles (this was not a SuperTarget) looking for Archer Farms trail mixes and those tasty little buffalo pretzels when I came across these pre-prepared meals---that weren't refrigerated. I must have appeared stoned to the average onlooker (for the record, I wasn't) because I stood there for like 10 minutes reading each package. It was fancy pre-prepared dinners--Pasta Herb Provencale, Angel Chicken (whatever the hell that is), and Tikka Masala--which is what I ended up with of course. It was seasoned green pea basmati rice and tikka masala. Just veggies, no meat. It was yummy! Light, and good. A bit richer and not quite as spicy as I like my Tikka . That said, I...

I thought "unconventional" marriage referrerd to two people living common law, or gay marriage. This story has elements, but takes it to a whole new level. People are sick. Just sick. Maybe we do deserve to perish in 2012. http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-03-20-ohio-exercise-death_N.htm?csp=34

Occasionally I get the urge to consume a chessburger, large fry and large coke from satan's kitchen. On average, about once a quarter I contribute to their bottom line. Today was one such day--and Mickey D's has come a long way. Yes, there are new *healthier* menu options, but that's not what I'm raving about (my cheezbooger is just fine, thank you). It's the speed and accuracy of the double drive in. I kid you not, there were 6-7 cars in front of me and I was outta there in 5 minutes flat, food hot and in hand. They actually had McDonald's employees standing OUTSIDE in the drive through line to help expedite the process--a woman took my credit card, then I drove up and the window lady handed it right back. I literally rolled past the pick up window as another woman handed me my bag of deliciousness. Nothing makes me angrier than inefficiency (literally, I plan "trips" around my house--i.e if I have to put the toolbox away, I wait until the next ti...

First, I would like to say that I am not required to wear green because I am legitimately Irish. Just look at me (and watch my cheeks when I have a drink). Celebrated with all the 20-something's last night in ATL at Fado. Had a fabulous time, but didn't really need the excuse to drink copious amounts of alcohol. So, I'm in the bathroom and this very attractive little thing of a girl is freaking out and asking for Tums. She  nearly tackles me, and tells me her stomach is upset and she can't stop farting, and she's trying to hook up with this guy, and on and on and on. First, I feel really bad for that guy---wonder how his morning is. Second, I am really glad I'm not 22 anymore--although it was a good time. Finally, my dog is a noxious outputter, so I had Beano in my bag--yup, sure did. I saved this little trixie with my Beano. She thought I was God. About sums up the high points of my night. Do I have to go out and do this again on Tuesday?